Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
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My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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