I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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