Well douche your snatch and let's go!
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
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Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
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preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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