I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
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Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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