Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Randomize