Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
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i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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