going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
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I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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