Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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