I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
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Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
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She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
how does that bad decision feel?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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