Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
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Someone came in the potted fern
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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