Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
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I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
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What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well, that was my first dog walk of shame. Nothing says "I've got my life together" like an inside out shirt and a baggie full of dog shit.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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