The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
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If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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