i'm signing you up for texting rehab
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
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we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
No...this little piggys going to the bar
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You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
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