is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
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could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
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I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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