Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
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I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Did I show you my penis last night?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
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Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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