what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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