No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
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Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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