She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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