I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
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she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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