The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
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I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
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I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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