we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
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I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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