My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
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We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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