therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Come see our sink grown plant.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
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I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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