I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
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I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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