Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
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Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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