at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
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I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
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Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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