How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
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I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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