I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
oh god the rape fog is back!
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
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mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
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By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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