Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
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I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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