scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
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So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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