Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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