dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
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He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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