Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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