Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
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I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
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Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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