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  • 59 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:00pm

    2:54...do you really believe that?? HAHAHAHAHA

  • 59 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:27pm

    2:24, Did she do naughty things to your kitchen table?

  • 57 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:15pm

    3:06...too much dude..too much

  • 56 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:54pm

    2:45 maybe you suck at pleasing them... my gf only masturbates when I'm out of town...

  • 49 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:27pm

    you sure that's glue?

  • 52 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:30pm

    Why wouldn't there be a dildo glued to your kitchen table?

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:32pm

    I'll 1UP you 3:06. Twice at work. once before lunch and once after. hahaha indulging at work is the best. It's a rush. If you get caught it's very awkward though.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:22pm

    3:06 Do you have a callus on your prick?

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 3:14am

    i lol'd :')

  • 46 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:04pm

    2:54 thats because she doesntt masturbate when shes taking it in the poopar from other guys

  • 44 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:43pm

    3:27 Already said. First one-how could you miss that?

  • 48 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:54pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH that made my day :)

  • 44 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:18pm

    Why is there a kitchen table glues to my dildo?

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 6:48pm

    okay it says unknown error whenever i use the word f*g....

  • 44 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:24pm

    I miss my girlfriend )=

  • 43 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:23pm

    It's the perfect Kitchen table! You can eat your lunch and fuck it too!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:50pm

    Question, Why is my dildo NOT glued to mt kitchen table?

  • 45 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 10:28pm

    Hell yeah coasties!!

  • 53 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:06pm

    Masturbating is a way of life. Once when I get up, once in the shower, once after work, fuck my girlfriend, once after that and once before bed

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:03pm

    2:45, please grow up and 2:54, time for a reality check...do YOU only masturbate when you are out of town?

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:14pm

    BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

  • 45 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:11pm

    I made you breakfast...

  • 53 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:36pm

    masturbation is key. i just did today at my desk at work. dildos rock! vibrators are better though. i'm going to glue them around my house randomly now. just incase the mood strikes. lol.

  • 41 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:10pm

    TFLN deleted the Farrah Fawcett post? You total ass-licking pussies! I hope the programmer nerd who deleted it gets cancer.

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:27pm

    costal mississippi knows how to partyyyy.

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:18pm

    wow....this site never ceases to amaze me. the shit that shows up on here just blows my mind.

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:11pm

    BECAUSE YOU TOUCH YOURSELF AT NIGHT!

  • 49 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:33pm

    I see a Farrah Fawcett post O.o

  • 51 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:57am

    3:06 We need to meet. :)

  • 39 52
    Submitted by grrandy on Jan 24, 10 at 8:10pm

    Are u sure it's glue?

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:51pm

    3:18 has the right attitude

  • 37 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:20pm

    Once censorship starts, it doesn't stop. TFLN, you are vaginal.

  • 40 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:15pm

    2:08 i think i love you

  • 37 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:12pm

    why do I keep getting an error?

  • 33 50
    Submitted by flyboy8501 on Sep 29, 10 at 12:10am

    because you got drunk lastnight and said it would be better than your ex boyfriend because it doesnt have erectile disfunction

  • 34 52
    Submitted by nelsons69 on Jun 16, 10 at 9:44pm

    Grandy that's sick dude

  • 41 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 2:45pm

    dildos are soooo disgusting. girls who masturbate are fucking gross.