Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
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My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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