Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
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just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
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As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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