he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
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Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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