I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
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is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
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Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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