if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
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you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
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I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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