how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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