someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
where am i from again
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
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The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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