fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
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I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
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I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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