Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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