Got a toothbrush?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
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You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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