dude i'm inner monologue high
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
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Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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