there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Randomize