ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
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You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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