Me. At least after what I've been through.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
you mean i was at the winter classic?
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
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dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
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It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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