she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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